This Shall Un-Bore me

unemployed-in-greenland:

satans-advocate:

Correction: “I am a piece of  25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton and I am no longer based on anything like gold or silver. I am a fiat currency, and also legal tender. Your government decrees by use of immoral force that my value must hold regardless of how inflated I become. I, in reality, really do not own your soul — I am just completely misunderstood as a form of currency and your own ignorance keeps my power over your lives through economic control by way of seemingly limitless debt and destructive politics that never actually change.

All hail.

(Source: stephaniewood44)

(Source: freckledchimp)

professorjoke:

holytaxaccountant:

furlabun:

did-you-kno:

Source

DYING

My Christian Bale-George Clooney fanfic is now canon.

(Source: hopepeacepanda)